'Why rob a straight guy of $20 when you can rob a drug dealer of $10,000 and he can't go running to the police!' 'I have been stabbed, shot, run over, and was once digging my own grave before I used the shovel as a meat cleaver.' 'In relation to my stabbing, I tried my utmost to be polite and complimented the offender for his sneaky approach.' He's everyone's best loved criminal and one of the most notorious, toughest individuals on the planet. Mark Brandon 'Chopper' Read has kept his fans enthralled with his hilarious observations on the underworld crime scene and his turbulent and violent lifestyle for years, and this is latest installment.